August 2011
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TRUST;
Today while working at the mini mart an old man came into the store. He’s a regular and hasn’t been caught stealing, misbehaving, or anything bad that would cause him to get kicked out of the store. He asks me, “What’s your cheapest pack of cigarettes?” I tell him that he would probably like the Camel 99’s and hand it to him. “$4.80 please,” I said...
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Anonymous asked: Can you post the recipe for the rainbow cupcakes?
ellisa:
Don’t you just love those nights where every little thing pisses you off?
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I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
blackamenfashionjesus:
wanna-get-naked:
it alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving.. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS.
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off...
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damnthatswhatshesaid:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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When you suddenly turn into a ballerina when you...
nighthawk-:
COME HITHER MY FRIEND!
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If you use the words, "SWAG" or "ILL"...
ellisa:
You have officially disturbed my peace. Just sayin’.
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When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
monicalinh:
fancylikelewis:
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
LOL.
