Today while working at the mini mart an old man came into the store. He’s a regular and hasn’t been caught stealing, misbehaving, or anything bad that would cause him to get kicked out of the store. He asks me, “What’s your cheapest pack of cigarettes?” I tell him that he would probably like the Camel 99’s and hand it to him. “$4.80 please,” I said...
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ellisa: Don’t you just love those nights where every little thing pisses you off?
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
blackamenfashionjesus: wanna-get-naked: it alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving.. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS.
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ellisa: You have officially disturbed my peace. Just sayin’.
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